Recapping Season 7, Episode 5 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria deletes the first lead in a missing persons case in several years, and is karmically punished by getting #PLLProposalTold by Ezra that she has to listen to his bad rollercoaster metaphor for marriage, Hanna is “working on blueprints” or something for Sugar Daddy Lucas and making copious HannaFace when Spencer keeps bringing up Caleb and it looks like Jenna Thing might deep six her murder cover-up, Emily is failing at her Pisco Sour drink mixing, cosmically presaging the Voltron-like joining of forces between Sour Girls Jenna Thing and Shower Harvey, and dishing out terrible advice to Aria, and Spencer is resorting to Star Wars references to charm Toby-Wan Kenobi into helping her locate missing Brotherhood of Ex-Boyfriends member Caleb Ren. Ok, that was a stretch, I’ll show myself out

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