At long last, Headcanon has gotten to Twilight, that milestone of modern franchise entertainment that will shape so much of the next decade of blockbuster film. This movie it terrible, yo! And Benji LOVES IT. Marco, perhaps less so. Embrace the pain, Marco! This is high school romance at its absolute worst and most awkward and problematic and it is gloriously dumb. The guys discuss how great Anna Kendrick is, how awful Mike the random jock friend is, and get into a spirited debate over whether or not James the evil Axl Rose vampire’s hair is blonde or red. Please vote in the comments: red or blonde. This is like really important.